[ gargleblasted ] - IC Contact

This is--Wait. Am I supposed to talk before or after the beep? I didn't hear any beep. Anywho! This is Lord Death or the Grim Reaper or the God of Death or Death the Kid's father or whatever you want to call me.

So. Wazzup?

I can't get to my thingy so I guess you'll just have to leave a message! Sorry 'bout that. Maybe I lost it? If you find it, please return it. Thanks!

Otherwise, just leave me a message! Not about losing my thingy, because I won't be able to get to the message if I don't have it. I think you need to leave the message after the beep, but I didn't hear a beep when I started making this message, so I'm not sure if that's how it works.

And if this is Death the Kid, then I love you, son! Take care of your stripes!

--Where is that beep? Am I supposed to make it--

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